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Whoop Ass Chunker

Whoop Ass Chunker

The Whoop Ass Chunker is an all in serious cookie, not for the meek! Using the foundation of the original Chocolate Chunker, the Whoop Ass is an extra dense, decadent and delicious cookie - filled with gooey chocolate chunks, white chocolate chips, peanut butter chips, M&Ms, chopped walnuts, crushed pretzels, and tasty coconut flakes. This cookie has a little bit of everything!


    Cookies are homemade from scratch, vary slightly in size, measuring approximately 4 inches round by 1/4 inch tall - a sizeable cookie! They are hand packed in a sleeve of 6 (1/2 dozen) and a white shopping bag with blue ribbon for a full dozen (2 sleeves). With no preservatives, it is best to enjoy your cookies within a few days of arrival.


    Flour, Butter, Sugar, Eggs, Walnuts, Chocolate Chips, White Chocolate Chips, Peanut Butter Chips,M&Ms, Pretzel, Coconut Flakes, Vanilla Extract, Salt, Baking Soda



    We are a small patch, local cookie company, working to provide the freshest, homemade products to our customers ASAP! We strive to deliver cookies within hours of baking - yes you may even get a warm cookie!! For our out of state fans, we ship "out of the oven cookies" and hope UPS can get them to you within 2 days.


    • LOCAL - Free delivery in zip codes 10708,10707,10709 ONLY!
    • WITHIN 10 mi of 10708 - Outside the local area, but within 10mi of 10708, same day courier service, flat rate $10
    • DISTANCE -UPS, flat rate $20, taking approximately 1-3 business days. We cannont guarentee the cookies integrity once in the hands of the UPS, so cookie break up is possible but we wrap/box.

    Cookies are all natural, no preservatives, best enjoyed upon arrival!

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